What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 00:04
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What misfortune led to an important discovery?
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
What should every American know before traveling to the UK?
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Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
No way
What is the reason behind the Russian government's negative view on foreign travel?
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Can you share the entire summary of your spiritual life?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Why are women attracted to ugly guys?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
No, not a chance
How does someone start doing urban exploration?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts